Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge, left, drives against Miami Heat center Chris Bosh during the first half of an NBA basketball game in Portland, Ore., Thursday, Jan. 8, 2015. (AP Photo/Don Ryan)

Aldridge, Blazers blow past Heat

LaMarcus Aldridge had 24 points and 12 rebounds to lead the Portland Trail Blazers to a 99-83 win over the Miami Heat.

A Benson Bubbler targeted by crow droppings in downtown Portland, Jan. 7, 2015 (KOIN 6 News)

Addressing Portland’s crow poo problem

Bird droppings are found everywhere — the Benson Bubblers, park benches, artwork, sidewalks, streets, car windows. Not that it makes it any…